Political Jokes - About Democrats

Obama Math

The Department of Defense briefed the President this morning.  They told President Obama that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Afghanistan.  To everyone's surprise, he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken and almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, "Just how many is a Brazilian?"
This isn't surprising since he obviously has no understanding of billion or trillion either.

Anonymous

Christmas Lights and Obama

I love Christmas lights. They remind me of the people who voted for Obama. They all hang together, half of the little bastards don't work, and the ones that do aren't that bright!

Anonymous

Politics - 10 Things I Trust More than Hillary Clinton

Mexican tap water
A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
A fart when I have diarrhea
An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
A Palestinian on a motorcycle
Gas station Sushi
Brian Williams news reports
Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton

Anonymous