One-Liner Jokes

Raggedy Ann and Pinocchio

Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box?
A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!"

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Anonymous

Virgin on a Waterbed

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.

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Pillsbury Dough Boy

Q: What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
A: Doughnuts

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Submitted BY: Susan