Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes

Do the Math

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Teacher Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics)
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Anonymous

Nosy Neighbor

A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked!" The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...I wasn't even home last night!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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Anonymous

Questions for God

One night when a boy prayed to God, the boy asked god:
How Long is 1 million years to you?
God replies: 1 second.
The Boy asked God: How much is 1 million dollars to you?
God replies: 1 penny.
Then the boy asked God if he could have a penny.
God replies...sure, "gimme 1 second".

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (With God) , Money Jokes
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