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Proof

You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.

Yo Mama - TV Dinner

Yo mama so stupid, she put a TV dinner in the VCR.

You're So Dumb

You're so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.

Stroke Insult

If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke!

Yo Mama - Fruit Punch

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.