Hula Hoop Insult
You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!
Yo Mama - Nipples
Yo mama so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo Mama - Pencil
Yo mama so skinny when she wears yellow she looks like a #2 pencil!
Yo Mama - Dorito
Yo mama so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.
Stealing Six Barrels
The following is supposedly a true story. January 12, 1993
Long Beach police arrested two small, skinny men in October and charged them with stealing six 45-pound barbells from the Buffum-Downtown YMCA.The men were struggling to keep the barbells in a small cart that kept tipping over because they were not strong enough to steer it.