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Hula Hoop Insult

You’re so skinny, you hula hoop with a Cheerio!

Stealing Six Barrels

The following is supposedly a true story. January 12, 1993

Long Beach police arrested two small, skinny men in October and charged them with stealing six 45-pound barbells from the Buffum-Downtown YMCA.The men were struggling to keep the barbells in a small cart that kept tipping over because they were not strong enough to steer it.

Yo Mama - Scrawny

Yo mama so scrawny she makes skinny jeans look fat.

Yo Mama - Pencil

Yo mama so skinny when she wears yellow she looks like a #2 pencil!

Yo Mama - Skinny

Yo mama so skinny she can hula hoop a Cheerio.