He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," and he turned around and went home.
If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke!
Yo Mama - Fruit Punch
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Yo Mama - Street Corner
Yo mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk.'
Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.