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The best jokes and joke writers!

Dumb Jock

He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Left," and he turned around and went home.

Stroke Insult

If you're going say something that stupid, you could at least fake a stroke!

Yo Mama - Fruit Punch

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Yo Mama - Street Corner

Yo mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk.'

50 Cent

Yo mama so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.