Insult Jokes - Stupid Insults
A College Graduate
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate." the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom, I'll show you how."
Stealing Six Barrels
The following is supposedly a true story. January 12, 1993
Long Beach police arrested two small, skinny men in October and charged them with stealing six 45-pound barbells from the Buffum-Downtown YMCA.The men were struggling to keep the barbells in a small cart that kept tipping over because they were not strong enough to steer it.
I'd ask how old you are, but I don't think you can count that high!
Semester Credit Lightbulb
Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
You're proof that every good gene pool has a shallow end.