Bald Heads

Q: Did you hear about the two bald guys who put their heads together?
A: They made an ass out of themselves!

I Dunno!

Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Brains For Sale

A guy walks into a store to buy brains. He asks the woman behind the counter how much each of the brains cost. They saleswoman tells him, "$5/gram for women's brains, $20/gram for dog's brains, and $100/gram for men's brains." So the guy is surprised with the varying prices, and he asks the saleswoman, "How come men's brain's are so much more expensive than women's brains or dog's brains?" The saleswoman replies, "Are you kidding!? Do you know how many men it takes to get a gram of brains?"