Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

What to Wear

Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A har-vest!

Anonymous

Resting Clause

Q:  What's Santa called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
A:  Santa pause!

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Jewish Hanukkah Gifts

A Jewish guy's mother gives him two sweaters for Hanukkah. The next time he visits her, he makes sure to wear one. As he walks into the house, his mother frowns and asks, "What -- you didn't like the other one?"

Anonymous