Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Thanksgiving Stopping

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving the only thing stopping you from going to the gym is the doorframe.

Categories: Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Santa to the Blondes

Q: What did Santa say to the three blondes on the corner?
A: "Ho. Ho. Ho."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Ghoul Work

Q: How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living?
A: She was a cover ghoul!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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