Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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Vampire Fruit -Riddles

Q: What's a vampire's favorite fruit? 
A: Neck-tarine

Anonymous

Thanksgiving Stopping

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving the only thing stopping you from going to the gym is the doorframe.

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