Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Sharp Wrap

Q: What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A: A fur coat that fangs around your neck.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Skeleton Pagent

Q: Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
A: Nobody.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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What to Wear

Q: What does a duck wear to a Valentine's dance?
A: A Duxedo.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Valentine's Day Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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