Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

What to Wear

Q: What does a duck wear to a Valentine's dance?
A: A Duxedo.

Anonymous

Spooky Valentine

Q: What is a vampire's valentine called?
A: His ghoul-friend. 

Anonymous

Guess Who

Five kids just trick or treated at my door in the scariest most lifelike costumes I've ever seen. My heart is still pounding and I'm soaked in sweat. I just know I'll be having nightmares about this for years.
For a second I thought it was the real One Direction at my door.

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