Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Easter Time

Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!

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Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Vegan Zombies

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat? 
A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.

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