Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Texas A&M Nativity Scene

Q: Why couldn't Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Zombie Aquatics

Q: Where do zombies go swimming?
A: The dead sea.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
Anonymous

Expensive Easter

These crazy egg prices better not afffect the Cadbury ones.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Easter Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG