Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

British Financing Plan

Q: What resulted after the British passed the Stamp Act?
A: The Americans licked the British.

Anonymous

Holiday Cycle

Me in January: (shoving tangled lights and broken ornaments into an unlabeled box) Problem for another day!
Me in December: Son of a bitch

Submitted BY: MEG

In Stages

I like to take the Christmas decorations down in stages. This is the stage where I sit on the couch with lasagna and stare at the boxes.
 

Submitted BY: MEG