Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Quick Witted Werewolves

Q: Why are werewolves thought of as quick witted?
A: Because they always give snappy answers!

Anonymous

You're Late

Q: Why was the witch late for the party?
A: She'd lost her witch-watch!

Anonymous

Weather Man

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Anonymous