Funny Thoughts

10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

  1. They always wear protection
  2. They have great hands
  3. They are used to scoring
  4. They have great stamina
  5. They find the opening and get it in
  6. They never miss the target
  7. They know how to use their wood
  8. They have long sticks
  9. They know when to play rough
  10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (Hockey Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Top 10 Lists , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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New From Mattel

"Divorce Barbie!" Comes with all of Ken's belongings!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Funny Thoughts
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Skeleton Kilt

Q: Which skeleton wears a kilt?
A: Boney Prince Charlie!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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