Funny Thoughts

Chicken In The Library

Q: What did the chicken say when it got to the library?
A: "Book book book book book book book..."

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Anonymous

Dealer Shoes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Anonymous

Ice Cream 101

Q: Where do you learn to make ice cream?
A: Sundae school.

Anonymous