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I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Colonoscopy Jokes)
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Hostage Situation

During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Medical Miracles

There's more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Alzheimer's Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Old Age Jokes
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