Day Off Work

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off." The man replies, "And how would you do that?" The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb." The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off." The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?" The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Slam Duck

Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.

Welcome to the 21st Century Where Everything is Less

Our phones, wireless
Cooking, fireless
Cars ~ Keyless
Tires ~ Tubeless
Dress ~ Sleeveless
Youth ~ Jobless
Women ~ Topless
Leaders ~ Shameless
Relationships ~ Meaningless
Attitude ~ Careless
Wives ~ Fearless
Babies ~ Fatherless
Feelings ~ Heartless
Education ~ Valueless
Children ~ Mannerless
Everything is becoming LESS but still our hopes are ~ Endless.
In fact we are ~ Speechless
And Government is ~ CLUELESS!!
And our Politicians are ~ WORTHLESS!!