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Hitchhiking
I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I’d pick up a stranger and asked, ”Thanks but why would you pick me up? How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”
I told him that the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.
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Fast Ball
Q: Why can't a ball catch a cold?
A: Because it flu by too quick.
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Fortune Teller
All of the fortune tellers I've met are either really depressing or overly enthusiastic.
Why can't I find a happy medium?
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