Shark Week - UK
Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?
A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.
Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo Mama - Sneezing
Yo' Mama's teeth are so big, she stabs herself in the chest whenever she sneezes.
Yo Mama - Tonsils
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.
Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.