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Shark Week - UK

Q: Why is shark week so popular in the UK?

A: Because most people there have never seen so many shiny white teeth.

Yo Mama - Jack-O-Lantern

Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.

Yo Mama - Sneezing

Yo' Mama's teeth are so big, she stabs herself in the chest whenever she sneezes.

Yo Mama - Tonsils

Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, her tonsils wear sunglasses.

Your Teeth

Your teeth are so big when you sneeze you bite your chest.