Favorite Soup

When I was little, my dad used to feed me alphabet soup, claiming that I loved it.
I didn't really - he was just putting words in my mouth.

Super Salad

A man walks into a restaurant and sits down to order. The waiter walks up and takes the order. Before he is done taking his order, the waiter asks the man, "Would you like a soup or salad?" The man replies, "What's a super salad?"

Jail Jokes

A man goes to prison and the first night while he's laying in bed contemplating his situation, he hears someone yell out, "44!" Followed by laughter from the other prisoners.
He thought that was pretty odd, then he heard someone else yell out, "72!" Followed by even more laughter. " What's going on?" he asked his cellmate. "Well, we've all heard every joke so many times, we've given them each a number to make it easier."
"Oh," he says, "can I try?" " Sure, go ahead." So, he yells out "102!" and the place goes nuts. People are whooping and laughing in a hysteria. He looks at his cellmate rolling on the ground with tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
"Wow, good joke huh?" "Yeah! We ain't never heard that one before!"