10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Skeleton Kilt

Q: Which skeleton wears a kilt?
A: Boney Prince Charlie!

Dentist Trouble

Gave the dentist a piece of my mind yesterday after he made a shoddy job of my filling. I did feel bad at one point though when I thought he was going to cry.
But hey, the tooth hurts.