Funny Thoughts

Web Design Poetry

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all my base are belong to you.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous

Give Me A Break

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Kit Kat Bar?
A: You only get four fingers in a Kit Kat bar.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
Anonymous

Poultry Math

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , Riddles
Anonymous