Funny Thoughts

Celebrate Celebrex

Q: How do the makers of Celebrex celebrate?
A: Fuck if I know

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

AB Answering Machine

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , School Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Scrabble Pass

I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous