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Doc Quack
I fill out my patient's charts with my own shit in a language taught to me by the bunny overlords.
Mental health is my specialty.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Long Hair
A boy asks his father to drive the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!" The boy says "But father, Jesus had long hair!" To which his father replied, "Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere."
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Jehovah's Witness & Unitarian
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and a Unitarian?
A: Someone who goes knocking on doors for no apparent reason.
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