Funny Thoughts

Tough Chicks

Q: Where do the tough chickens come from?
A: Hard boiled eggs.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Chicken & Cross-the-Road Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Four For One

Q: How can you get four suits for a dollar?
A: Buy a deck of cards.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Premium Poop

I had to pay $150 for the bowel prep medication before my colonoscopy.
That shit was expensive.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Colonoscopy Jokes)
Anonymous