Funny Thoughts

Art Exhibit

Just been to see an art exhibition on depression. The pictures had hung themselves.

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Safety Meeting

We had a safety meeting at work today.
They asked me "what steps would you take in event of a fire?
"Fucking big ones" was apparently not the right answer.

Anonymous

Sink or Float

You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
If it floats: boy ant.

Anonymous