Funny Thoughts

Police Stop

A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway.
COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Patriots Admit Guilt

Q: What did the Patriots say about #deflategate in their press conference?
A: The Patriots said it was true, they did deflate the Colts balls during the championship game.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Indiana Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Monkey Love

A very horny guy is stranded on an island with a monkey. After a while, he decides to have sex with the monkey, but the monkey continually slips out of his grip and runs away. One day, a very attractive girl is drowning in the ocean and the guy saves her. She says, "I'll do anything to repay you." The man says, "Can you help me catch that damn monkey?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes)
Anonymous