Funny Thoughts

Smith Brothers

The last heir of the Smith Brothers cough drop empire recently died.
There'll be no coffin at his funeral.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Police Stop

A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway.
COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do?
Miner: mine

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous

Patriots Admit Guilt

Q: What did the Patriots say about #deflategate in their press conference?
A: The Patriots said it was true, they did deflate the Colts balls during the championship game.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Indiana Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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