Q: How do you starve a black person?
A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!
Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?
A: He saw the salad dressing !
Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?
Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?
A: Booger King!!!
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta.