Food Jokes

Knock Knock - Ada

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ada!
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch!

Categories: Food Jokes , Knock-Knock Jokes
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Anonymous

Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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