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Sweet Fish

Q: What kind of fish goes well with peanut butter?

A: Jellyfish!

Noodle This

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?

A: An impasta.

Nose Goes

Q: Where does your nose go when it gets hungry?

A: Booger King!!!

Sick Banana

Q: Why did the banana have to go to the hospital?

A: Because it wasn't peeling very well!

Sad Strawberry

Q: Why was strawberry sad?

A: Because her mom was in a jam.