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Turkey Shoping

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.

She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Grapes

Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

Intel Inside

Q: What do computers snack on when they're hungry?

A: Chips!

Starving

Q: How do you starve a black person?

A: Put their SNAP card under their work-boots!

Don't Look

Q: Why did the boy blush when he opened the refrigerator?

A: He saw the salad dressing !