Knock Knock - Ada
Ada burger for lunch!
Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. Instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple kool-aid.
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
A: None. It just lets out a little wine.
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."