Food Jokes

Chilled Salad

Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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Turkey

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes)
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