Food Jokes

Turkey Snacks

Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!

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Turkey

Q: What did the turkey do in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?
A: He played his drumsticks!

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Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

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