Novel Grasp on Marriage
The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, bright as a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the concept of marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. "Now do you understand?", he asked. "I think so," she said, "is that when mommy came to work for us?".
My favorite sex position is called “WOW”
It’s where I flip your MOM over
Baby's First Words
A dad was teaching his baby how to talk...
Dad: Say Daddy!
Dad: Come on, say Daddy!
Dad: Fuck, just say Daddy!
Baby: Fuck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Dad: Son of a bitch.
Little boy came into the kitchen and declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."
Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep.