Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Redneck Mothers

Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
A: Their son's dicks taste funny!

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Redneck Datin'

While out on a date, two brothers commence to arguing over who gets to kiss their date first. Finally, unable to stand the bickering any longer, their mother replies, "Relax boys, There's enough of me to go around."

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