Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Seaweed

Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked!

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Dumb) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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Submitted BY: Kk that girl

Accident

A little kid comes running into the backyard.
He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!"
"Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes)
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Anonymous