Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Father Knows

Q: Mom, what's an orgasm?
A: I don't know, ask your dad.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous

Mom would never say

Things Mom Would Never Say:
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too" "
Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"
"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"
"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"
"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."
"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."
"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"
"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"

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Anonymous

Redneck Dirty Talk

This brother was banging his sister, and he says, "You f*ck like Mom," and she laughs. He says, "What?" She says, "That's what Dad said."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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