Jokes about Families - Mother Jokes

Baby's First Words

A dad was teaching his baby how to talk...
Dad: Say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say Daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fuck, just say Daddy!
Baby: Fuck, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: Fuck!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a bitch.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Father Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
Anonymous

No Willy

Little boy came into the kitchen and declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Broom Talk

Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?
A: It's time to go to sweep.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous