Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Hybrid Clover

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
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Paddy the Drunkard

Paddy was an incurable drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him a strong lecture about drink. He said, "If you continue drinking as you do, you'll gradually get smaller and smaller, and eventually you'll turn into a mouse." This frightened the life out of Paddy. He went home that night, and said to his wife, "Bridget....if you should notice me getting smaller and smaller, will ye kill that blasted cat?"

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes
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Eternal Talking

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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