Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Hybrid Clover

Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
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Anonymous

Eternal Talking

His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anything before she died?" asked the sergeant. "She spoke without interruption for about forty years," said the Irishman.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Plant Your Potatoes

An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden. The old man wrote to his son about it, and received this reply,
"For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!!!!!"
At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns. Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Criminal Jokes)
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