Ethnic / Country Jokes - Irish Jokes

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Submitted BY: B

Up All Night

Q: Why did Daft Punk spend the night with a Leprechaun?
A: He was "Up all night to get lucky"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Riddles
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Written By: Blaze

Tiger Woods Mercedes

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?", asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"Well, what on this god's earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"The Devil you say", says the Irishman, "Mercedes thinks of everything!"

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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