Ethnic / Country Jokes

Irish Tradition

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Stroh’s, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Molson's and the Labatt's.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's, nope! By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink I was so fookin' shit-faced I could hardly push the stroller back home!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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Southern Bulb

Q: How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: A brazillian

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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Old MacDonald

It was general question time on the "Top of the World" quiz show and the host first asked the Hungarian contestant: "Complete this line of a song and spell your answer - Old MacDonald had a ...." The Hungarian answered quickly: "Station - S T A T I O N." Next it was the Polish contestant who was asked the same question: "Old MacDonald had a ...." "Ranch," was the reply, "R A N C H." Finally the Irishman was asked the same question: "Old MacDonald had a...." "Farm," the Irishman proudly stated. "Correct," said the host. "Now spell the word farm." The Irishman thought for a moment. "E I E I O."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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