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Keep Your Seat, Please!

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.  She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat.

A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.

Finally, the man says, "Look, lady, you've got to let me get up. I'm two miles past my stop already!"

KFC Hillary Clinton Bucket

The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucket of Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.' It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.

Why She Crossed the Road

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

A: Who cares? What the hell was she doing out of the kitchen?!!

Young Immigrant Couple

The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. "It is wonderful," the husband exclaimed. "We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?" "Yes, you male chauvinist pig," his wife replied. "Tonight, you cook dinner and I get on top!"

Feminist Faux Pas

I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."