Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

The Irishman at Auschwitz

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar.  Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is.
Mick says, "Well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the Auschwitz concentration camp."
Patrick says, "That's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "No, he fell out of the machine gun tower."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Military Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes)
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The Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while, but then smiled and said, "Cool! It really works"!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Relationship Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Trust

A hillbilly from West Virginia returns to his doctor after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. "Hell, " says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own kids!"

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (White Trash Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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