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Michael Jackson's Bed Time

Q:  How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?

A:  When the big hand is on the little hand.

Michael Jackson's Book

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?

A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".

Moon Walk

Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

A: Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's Halloween and I hate all these kids knocking on my door.

When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

The Molester in the Woods

A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."