Or Pedophile Christmas as it's known by perverts.
The Molester in the Woods
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Knock, Knock, Knock
It's Halloween and I hate all these kids knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
MJ at Walmart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
A redneck brings his daughter to the gynecologist for birth control pills. The doctor asks, "Is your daughter sexually active?" The redneck says, "Naw, she just lays there like her mother."