MJ At Walmart
Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?
A: Boys pants were half off.
Q: Why did the Muslim man go into the elementary school?
A: To pick up his wives
Or Pedophile Christmas as it's known by perverts.
Priest at Walmart
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?
A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!
Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!