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MJ At Walmart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Walmart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

Predator

Q: Why did the Muslim man go into the elementary school?

A: To pick up his wives

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Happy Halloween!

Or Pedophile Christmas as it's known by perverts.

Priest at Walmart

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

Catholic Lightbulb

Q: How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two. One to screw the light bulb and the other to screw the altar boy in the corner!