Michael Jackson's Bed Time
Q: How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A: When the big hand is on the little hand.
Michael Jackson's Book
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing".
Q: What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: Neil Armstrong walked ON the Moon and Michael Jackson had sex with kids.
Knock, Knock, Knock
It's Halloween and I hate all these kids knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
The Molester in the Woods
A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."