Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

The Girl With Two Black Eyes?

Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
A: Nothing, you already told the bitch twice.

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Next Stop

Q: Where do suicide bombers go after they die?
A: Everywhere

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Tombstone

Found in a Ruidoso, New Mexico cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me, for not rising

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