Dark Humor Jokes

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Wit's End

I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes)
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Tarzan's Last Words

Q: What were Tarzan's last words?
A: Who greased the viiiiiiiine?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes , Riddles
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Spell Ethiopia

Q: What does the F in Ethiopia stand for?
A: Food

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes
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