Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Pounding on My Door

Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night? Yeah, I finally let her out!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Domestic Violence Jokes)
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Lunch Menu

Q: What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
A: He had his first taste of Christianity!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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First Time Super Bowl

A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there. The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." "Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?" The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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