Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Stapling Babies

Q: What is more fun that stapling babies to a wall?
A: Ripping them off.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Don't Jump

A desperate looking woman stood poised on the edge of a Rail-Road trestle, about to jump off. An old homeless bloke who was wandering by stopped and said, "Look, since you'll be dead in a few minutes, and it won't matter to you, how about a quickie before you go?"
She screamed, "NO!  Get away, you dirty old man!"
He shrugged and turned away saying, "Okay then, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
Submitted BY: RichK

Prom Date

It was the night of prom, and Sally didn't have a date. Her brother felt sorry for her and decided to help. He offered to take her. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. At the dance, they just sat there. Her brother offered to dance. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. After the dance, her brother took her to Makeout Mountain. She was reluctant, but finally gave in. It got hot and heavy, and they ended up having sex. Afterwards, she turned to her brother and said "Man, you're better than Dad!" "Yeah, that's what Mom says, too!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
Anonymous