Dark Humor Jokes
Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?
A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.
Only Two Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice
Bus of Lawyers
Q: What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?
A: A total waste of space!
Headline in today's newspaper: "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!
The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI!