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Redneck CSI

Q: Why are redneck murder mysteries so hard to solve?

A: Because all the DNA samples match each other and there aren't any dental records.

Only Two Bullets

Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer twice

Bus of Lawyers

Q: What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats?

A: A total waste of space!

Twins

Headline in today's newspaper:  "Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake"!

Hidden Identities

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