Bar Jokes

Two Blondes Walk Into a Bar

Two blondes walked in to a bar... Thought they'd see that coming.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Word Play Jokes
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Drunk Man Arrested

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?"
The man said, "Here and there." The judge asked the man, "What do you do for a living?" The man said, "This and that." The judge then said, "Take him away." The man said, "Wait, judge when will I get out?" The judge said to the man, "Sooner or later."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Judge Jokes)
Anonymous

Want to Dance?

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance. "Would you like to dance with me?" he asked. She replied "Would I!", and he sneered and told her, "BIG NOSE!"

Categories: Bar Jokes (Introduction Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Nose Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections) , Word Play Jokes
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